A New Ending to Happiness

So... since the ending to Happiness was not satisfying I have come up with a new ending.
The world is coming around and people are returning to their normal unhappy selves and Edwin in turn has gone back to editing (quiting his heroic preoccupations). He and May had patched things up but they did not return to the lover status and as for Jennie, she had become greatly disturbed after reading How to Be Miserable and was admitted into a Mental Hospital. Although Edwin had patched things up with May he did not however have the luck with Mr. Mead who had fired him soon after they had returned to Panderic (apparently he hadn't forgotten about the safe or his dented Andy Warhol fake). Edwin was also arrested for assault after he "attacked" Mr. Mead with scissors and charged for damages (the loss of hair) which he could not pay. In the end Edwin shared a cell with Mr. Ethics and began writing his second book titled How to Kill a Self Help Writer.